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Grad student at UC Berkeley, School of Information. I work on Web privacy.


Alice's Restaurant

1 min read

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"

There's a pause in the song after that question, which always felt ominous to me but I never understood why. Today, I feel like maybe I understand it a little bit more.